Five Possible Signs Your Congressman Thinks Your Teenaged Son Is Hot

Mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code
Last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”
“Official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address
Extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Representative (perspiring in full gladiator costume)
Interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read "Death in Venice"

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As we were walking in a huge Kyoto shopping arcade we fell victim to the intoxicating siren song of a giant plastic crab. In an atempt to lure customers many restaurants in Kyoto employ the talents of singing plastic food all of whom have childlike voices and big round eyes. I'll post more Japanese singing entrees as I find them.

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Our co-conspirator in LA Keven has just hung his first gallery show and we're as proud as we can be. TOM OF FINLAND: ROUGH Early Notebooks Preliminary Drawings Master Works This smokin little show is on through September 9, 2006 at Western*Project in LA. Should sudden swelling occur please contact your doctor immediately or better yet tell us all about it in the comments section.

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