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Five Possible Signs Your Congressman Thinks Your Teenaged Son Is Hot

  1. Mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code
  2. Last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”
  3. “Official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address
  4. Extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Representative (perspiring in full gladiator costume)
  5. Interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read "Death in Venice"

(Stolen shamelessly from here)

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