Five Possible Signs Your Congressman Thinks Your Teenaged Son Is Hot

1. Mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code
   
2. Last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”
   
3. “Official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address
   
4. Extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Representative (perspiring in full gladiator costume)
   
5. Interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read "Death in Venice"
   

(Stolen shamelessly from here)