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Merry Unnecessary Sequel, Charlie Brown!

I’m all for progress. With the exception of cultural landmarks, I’m all in favor of clearing away the old to make way for the new. At least I thought I was until last Monday night. As a Christmas person (yep, one of those) I live for the annual broadcast of those tried and true holiday specials that we grew up with: The Grinch, Frosty, The Little Drummer Boy, Nestor The Christmas Donkey. I love them all. There are, however, two of these juvenile epics I cannot miss: A Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer . So imagine my shock as I sat down in front of Netflix Streaming( my new addiction) to watch the gentle tale of the round headed boy, the little tree and idiosyncratic dancing when instead I got something called I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown. A sequel. They made a freaking sequel? Now as sequels go this one wasn’t bad. It sucked out loud. Snoopy’s out-of-town brothers Andy, Marbles, Olaf and Spike? Spike? Linus’s little brother Rerun?...

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Happy Sequel Charlie brown

I’m all for progress. With the exception of cultural landmarks, I’m all in favor of clearing away the old to make way for the new. At least I thought I was until last Monday night. As a Christmas person (yep, one of those) I live for the annual broadcast of those tried and true holiday specials that we grew up with: The Grinch , Frosty , The Little Drummer Boy , Nestor The Christmas Donkey . I love them all. There are, however, two of these juvenile epics I cannot miss: A Charlie Brown Christmas and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer . So imagine my shock as I sat down to watch the gentle tale of the round headed boy, the little tree and idiosyncratic dancing when instead I got something called I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown . A sequel. They made a freaking sequel? Now as sequels go this one wasn’t bad. It sucked out loud. Snoopy’s out-of-town brothers Andy, Marbles, Olaf and Spike? Spike? Linus’s little brother Rerun? Rerun? In the words of our hero, ARG! I...
I HEAR America singing, the varied carols I hear; Those of mechanics—each one singing his, as it should be, blithe and strong; The carpenter singing his, as he measures his plank or beam, The mason singing his, as he makes ready for work, or leaves off work; The boatman singing what belongs to him in his boat—the deckhand singing on the steamboat deck; 5 The shoemaker singing as he sits on his bench—the hatter singing as he stands; The wood-cutter’s song—the ploughboy’s, on his way in the morning, or at the noon intermission, or at sundown; The delicious singing of the mother—or of the young wife at work—or of the girl sewing or washing—Each singing what belongs to her, and to none else; The day what belongs to the day—At night, the party of young fellows, robust, friendly, Singing, with open mouths, their strong melodious songs .

You think you can just do what to that hot california constitution?

Oh Mandy You came and you gave...

I found this fascinating quote today: I've just come from seeing your new production of THE TEMPEST at Classic Stage Company , an institution that considered New York's premiere home for classical theatre -- and, as such, one of the major American institutions devoted to the preservation and reinterpretation of the classical titans. Perhaps you noticed me; I was the guy outside on the sidewalk afterward, raving like a lunatic, shouting at my helpless friends about how your take on Shakespeare's timeless fantasy has singlehandedly destroyed culture as we know it. Oct 2008 You should read the whole article.

And that's why we love it

The Church

A few words from the philosopher/poet Stewart Gilligan Griffin : “Stay away from the church, in the battle over science and religion, science offers credible evidence for all the serious claims it makes, the church says ‘ oh its right here in this book, see the one written by the people that thought the sun was magic’ i for one would like to see some proof that there is a God, and if you say ‘a baby's smile’ I’ll kick you in the stomac h.”

A few words from our Miss Cho

"Don't fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond! If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers." We just fucking love her !!!!

Coming Soon

What Everyone Will Be Wearing Next Season

View From The Street

Santa Monica Blvd.

Lambda Literary Awards: 20 Year Memorial

The Lambda Literary Awards celebrated its 20th anniversary in June, and screened a clip acknowledging the LGBT writers and literary figures who have died in the two decades since its inception. While I disagreed with a few of these folks both culturally and politically,they are all my heroes.

Well It Was Good For Me...

So that's what a 5.4 earthquake feels like. No..That's OK. I'll just spend the rest of the day UNDER MY FUCKING DESK!

Christian Bale Hit His Mom? AND...?

OK. So he slapped his old lady . Who cares? Look at him!

View from the Street

"No really mom,the acting career is going great." Kill me. Kill me please.

View from the Street

No it's not Morocco or even Valencia it's WeHo. Who can say what exotic mysteries await behind the iron gates at the magical corner of Fairfax and Fountain.

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Rodeo Drive

View from the Street

Santa Monica Blvd West Hollywood

Sumo Sunday

So last Sunday was L.A. gay pride and being new to the city we of course went to the ...Sumo matches. and while we're not really sports fans we couldn't resist taking our Japanese sponsor child to experience a bit of his cultural heritage. Domo can't wait to get inside and see the wrestlers... and the yakatori stall. Domo loves watching the crowd file in but is a little disappointed that there wasn't a shaved ice stand in the coliseum. The wrestlers are very big and frighten Domo so he's glad that he wasn't too close to the action. The Olympic Coliseum just outside the Sports Arena inspires Domo to become more active but the headless statue frightens him and makes him want to seek comfort in fried foods.

L.A. ON FOOT

Mid-Wilshire

We're Baaaaaack...

and we're in West Hollywood. Now that our friends at Time/Warner have connected us once again to the outside world we'll have posts a plenty to let you in on all the news of our big transition. More later. kisses

To review

It has been brought to our attention that some of our readers ( you know who you are) may not be familiar with Domo Kun. Seeing that some one has recently queried "What up with that purple thing with the fangs?" ,we thought we'd bring everybody up to speed. Domo (どーもくん, Dōmo-kun ) is the mascot of Japan 's NHK television station, appearing in several 30 second stop-motion sketches shown as station identification during shows.The name "Domo" was acquired during the second episode of his show in which a TV announcer said, "doumo, konnichiwa" (どうも、こんにちは, "doumo, konnichiwa" ? ), which is a formal greeting meaning something along the lines of, "Well, hello there!", or "Hello, Domo!", and thus is a convenient dajare . The kun suffix on "Domo-kun," the name used to describe the character in the Japanese versions, is a Japanese honorific often used with young males. Domo's official website at NHK is http://...

We're getting closer...

to sleeping in our own bed again but for the next few nights we're staying at a friends place in Culver City. While the Culver City of today is pretty cool in a hipster suburban sortta way The Culver City of the past is fab-u- los . Basically this little Los Angeles neighborhood used to be the back lot of the M-G-M studios. Now there's not much left from the old days but one of the best to an Oz head like me has to be the Culver Hotel: The Culver is most famous or in this case infamous for it's connection to the Wizard of Oz. This is the very hotel that housed the Singer Midgets or for those of you who dated as teenagers The Munchkins. The small unassuming building will go down in history as the sight of the worlds biggest all midget orgy. We've vowed to check out the rest of Culver City while we're here something about galleries and restaurants and blah,blah blah. But there's no way we're gonna miss seeing a piece of that yellow brick road inside the now S...

Up at the Villa

We just had to share a few shots of our temporary home in L.A. For the next week our so we're staying at the Writer Villa, a short term stay artist's residence in the Los Feliz "hills" . Our hosts are warm and very helpful and the villa is a quiet escape from the stress of apartment hunting and traffic. Our room. Our view Our private patio. We find it more than a little distressing that we will have to leave this and live in... THE WORLD but until then, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

While we are searching ...

...the slums of Hollywood for an apartment that someone DID NOT overdose in Domo enjoys the day at Universal Studios and hopes to see a movie star or eat a sno -cone. Domo doesn't care much one way or the other.

We Made It

That's right gang. We've made it to L.A. and are groggy but happy. The flight was early (you know how much we love mornings) but smooth and everything we checked made it in one piece except that bottle of Prada cologne that exploded in one of our bags. Ah the smell of it. Now for food and BED!

This is the Year

It seems we're not the first folks to make the switch from the streets of Brooklyn to California's sunny shore. OK so we're not exactly the Brooklyn Dodgers . But they moved to California and everything worked out for them right? Didn't it? Anybody? Anybody.......

Angels and Others

As we begin our long push west we thought that a redesign of the blog was in order. But don't let the light colors or new name fool ya this isn't going to be some smurfy blog with poems about bird and trees and flowers and you can be your ass that we'll be writing a lot more about the "other" than we will about the "angels". While posting may be a bit sporadic over the next two weeks we'll do our best to document the big move in pictures and ( snarky ) words and keep you up-to-date with all of our adventures in the Land of LA.

L.A. in 14days

Still packing. Man do we ever have a lot of stuff.

Heading West

That slight scraping sound you hear can only mean one thing. They are indeed ice skating in Hell and we are moving to L.A. The date is set and there's no turning back . The truck with all our worldly processions leaves on the morning of April 28th and Virgin American leaves with us later that day. We'll also be introducing a brand new blog that will follow us through the first fun filled year. Stay tuned

We're White And We Like

Finally, the internet gives us what we have been looking for all these years -- a site dedicated to chronicling only what white people like. Examples being gentrification, difficult breakups and expensive sandwiches. Yep, three for three! But we must admit that we are more than partial to #58, Japan . Stuff White People Like

Happy Year of the Rat

Our thought for the day

R.I.P. (for real this time)

Maila Nurmi best known as Vampira died yesterday at the age of 86. All we know is that Elvira had better make it to the funeral .

Art Attack Part 2

January 5 - February 2, 2008 Reception for the artist: Saturday, January 5, 5-8 pm 3830 Main Street, Culver City, CA 90232 phone: (310) 838-0609 fax: (310) 838-0610 If you happen to be in LA and want to get out of the rain we recommend you check out the the Oliver Arms show at Western+Project in Culver City. We know that you're all glued to the tube waiting for the latest freak out from Britney but we promise that the bitch will be just as crazy tomorrow morning. So take your ass out to Culver City and get some culture. And then yes....you can go to The Eagle for wet underwear night or whatever.

Art Attack

A helpful MUNI-station artiste in San Francisco wanted to make sure there would be no confusion when it came to Sylvester Stallone's much-anticipated upcoming release: You'll be catching Rambo, the tale of a jungle mercenary eviscerating the Burmese with a machine gun and machete, not Rimbaud, the tale of a 19th century French gay poet whose life was already committed to film by a young Leonardo DiCaprio in Total Eclipse . Clearer now? [ Slash Film ] via Defamer