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HAPPY NEW YEAR

Wishing all of you a happy, healthy and peaceful new year. Kisses

Back in NYC

Having spent Christmas in Houston we are very happy to be back in the big bad apple. And one of our favorite Christmas time things in NYC are these giant Christmas tree lights on Sixth Avenue. Shine on New York.

Bloomberg With a B

If we may be enormous fags for just a moment, we’d like to say how embarrassingly excited we are to learn that Liza Minnelli will be singing “New York, New York” at Bloomberg’s inauguration Sunday. And if we may be pious media critics for just another moment, we’ll also say how mildly disgusted we are that alleged journalist Barbara Walters will be emceeing it. Of course, if Walters dances a Bob Fosse number, we’ll feel entirely differently. Via Gawker .

Merry Christmas Ya'll

As many of you know we are spending the holidays in Houston with the in-laws so we won't be posting as much as we normally do. So here's wishing all of you a happy Christmas, Chanukkah, Kwanza or Yule and most of all PEACE. Kisses

Medecins Sans Frontieres - Human Ball

Here’s a haunting spot from Medecins Sans Frontieres¨res that illustrates the human cost of AIDS. www.msf.org

Going Your Way

Well kids.... Due to the NYC transit strike we find ourselves stranded in New York's fashionable Inwood section for the duration. And while staying in our pj's and watching Martha Stewart is one of our favorite things( it right up there with brown paper packages tied up with string) we fear that it could get old fast. The good news is..... More blog posts. So check back in between Martha segments. I think that Tuesday is decopage day. Kisses

A man and his pole

If you thought that the only hunks in French sport were rugby players think again. Meet Jean Galfione , Olympic gold medalist for the pole vault and rising media star. We think that he'll go far. With or without his pole.

The Exquisite Hell of New Year’s Eve

It’s exactly 15 days until New Year’s Eve, and we’re guessing you couldn’t care less. We certainly couldn’t. Like St. Patrick’s Day, the 31st is a giant amateur hour, an excuse for wannabe-alcoholics to waste hundreds of dollars on an overcrowded, open bar, and don sparkly shirts that no God could ever have intended for them to wear. And after the ball drops and your night has officially reached its expected level of letdown, you can spend 75 minutes searching for a cab, only to finally hail a ride in a mobile vomit unit. Fun! So thank you, New York Times, for giving us four pages worth of options on how best to execute our inevitably shitty evenings. ‘Cause, um, we don’t have plans yet. Getting a Jump on New Year’s Eve [NYT] Via Gawker

MR GISBY'S TOTALLY GAY PET SHOP

The latest from the very funny Aussie strip Mr Gisby .

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Our friends over at Angry Alien have done it again. Just in time for the holidays the Bunnies Troupe bring you their latest masterpiece: A Christmas Story in 30 Seconds and re-enacted by bunnies . Check it out and share the joy.

If you see something...

We hate those MTA vigilante signs all over the subways (at right). Seriously, we “see something” all the fucking time, but it’s not like we’re going to go hunt down some listless MTA employees just to tell them that Al Qaeda planted an unattended package of rotting KFC under the benches. And besides, isn’t the MTA mock-up below really more to the point?

Summer Down Under

While we're freezing here in NYC it's summer in Australia and the folks at Aussie Bum are turning up the heat even higher. So check out their website and think warm thoughts.

MACY'S Thanksgiving Parade Revealed

We've always had our doubts about Ronald but who knew that Pikachu was into the whole clowns and netting thing. Kinky

Some Canadian Beaver

Meet Frank and Gordon ( or Jules et Bertand if you're lucky enough to live in Quebec) the furry and very funny spokesbeavers for Canada Bell. Their posters are all over Montreal and their series of TV spots are running in heavy rotation. They've worked their little flat tales off and have been added to the pantheon of international spokesanimals. So look out all you geckos, toucans and tigers. The time of the beaver has come .

Fly Boy Nick

We're not sure why Nick Lachey is wearing a flight suit and we really don't care. He's got our jets burning.

Belle Neige

It's snowed in Montreal yesterday. The city is just too beautifal now. More later. Kisses

Bonjour a Montreal

We're spending a few days in Montreal. It's cold and beautiful. More to come. Kisses

One is an Ugly Stupid Animal..

and one we get to eat. The choice is yours America .

MEET RICKY

Say "Hi" to Ricky. Ricky is my very own Roboraptor. For those of you with lives Roboraptor is this year's must have toy. And thanks to my beloved Jeffrey I've got one. Think of him as my "Official Red Rider carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time." Check out the Roboraptor website for more info and a cool movie. And no I don't think it's the least bit odd that a grown man is this excited about getting a toy dinosaur for his 40th birthday. "You can only play with him if you're nice to me."

We're So Glad That We Live In New York.

" Jesus first appears in a flash, a white statue rising from the flat cornfields 40 miles north of Cincinnati. Then he is gone, hidden behind a gas station." The rest of the story( if you dare) via The New York Times. The Jesus statue in Monroe, Ohio, is 62 feet tall and weighs eight tons.

Great Pointed What?

We came across these folks picketing in Washington Square Park yesterday and we really dig their message. We've posted the first few paragraphs of their mission statement below. Check out their site for the whole story. "To most of the world, Great Pointed Archers are known by the derogatory name rat.They are considered an annoyance, filthy pests, and animals to be avoided at all costs. Throughout history they have been ridiculed, hunted, and blamed for many of humanity's woes. In reality, however, these animals aren't evil, they aren't the enemy, and they no longer have to be called rats. The immediate goal of this website is to replace the offensive name rat with the untainted, and beautiful name Great Pointed Archer."

You and Me Both ....Babe

We really wish we had this shirt. And we even more wish we’d come up with this shirt. Via Gawker .

Cowboy Up

We know it's just some WeHo boy in a cowboy hat but these billboards from LA radio station KZLA Country 93.9 have our eyes if not our ears.

MR GISBY'S TOTALLY GAY PET SHOP

We really love Mr Gisby and his totally gay pets. The theme song is kindda cool too. Check it out here .

Damn Bitch !

A recently-discovered asteroid in the Taurus constellation is to be named after a Bulgarian transvestite folk singer, Ananova reports. The reason? Well, it was a Bulgarian team which spotted the body and, as a spokesperson explained: "We want to name the asteroid after the folk singer Aziz, who is quite famous here." Fair enough. Apparently, Aziz has caused a bit of a kerfuffle in Bulgaria, what with his openly-homosexual ways and his campaigning for the somewhat downtrodden Roma gypsy minority It's a kerfuffle that Greek pastry made with philo dough and lots of honey? MMM We love that.

Stand Down: Part 3

Where's PETA when we really need them?

Rather that throwing tofu at Anna Wintour we think that the kids at PETA might want to put and end to abuses like the one pictured.

Our Spies are Everywhere

My wife and I just got back from Holiday in Oaxaca, Mexico. We walked around The Corner this past Sunday (10/30/05) and ran into Anderson Cooper … and his Boyfriend. They were there for Dia de los Muertos. (The Day of the Dead…No, no Aaron Brown Costumes sighted unfortunately

So you want to be a Star (Jones) .

When we walk by the free paper newsboxes, we tend to black out from the overwhelming scent of piss — so we just recently saw the October/November catalogue for the Learning Annex. The Gastineau Girls, James Patterson, Ludacris, the Chronicles of Narnia, AND Star Jones? We think we’ve got a record here for the highest number of fascinatingly inane features on a single cover. (For interested parties — and we know there are at least 5 of you out there — Jones’s course is December 6th, where she’ll give you the “tools to unleash the Star in you.” Assuming you’d want such a thing.) Via Gawker . Click to enlarge. If you dare.

A Bit More Jake

We like Santa

Falicidades!

Happy Dead Day.

Stand Down: Part 2

What's in a name?

A new AIDS awareness campaign from Canada. c hicken baster? Click to make it bigger

Welcome to the "Suck"

Jake as a US Marine ? So who needs porn?

Chris Evans

No comment on our part is really necessary. We need to be alone now. We know that they're old pics. We don't care.

ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS

Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked...

WAX ON WAX OFF

You might have been waiting this moment for a long time ... or not ! Anyway it is 100% useless and 100% painless, click here to Wax On Wax Off David Hasselhoff.